Joke of the century

Hihi everyone, I wouldn't say sorry for the lack of updates cause even though I haven't done a proper post, I posted my Food of the Day yesterday.

Last weekend was a crazy weekend, shall not disclose any information, but those of you from St Margaret's, Kuo Chuan, SA will know (obviously no SA people would be reading this I hope). To me, It's no big deal really.

Thanks J**, LN, R****, crazy girl, not to forget Quek, M******** and twin for giving me valuable instructions in how I should be involve in this. (And ironically; I shouldn't be involve at all according to what they are telling me) and thank you W****** (and E*****) for dragging me into all this shit. Yeah thanks a lot, I really need this to help me with my Ns.

Anyways, let me ask y'all, who finds it offensive if you were to be called a lizard, or even 'worse' bitch? Would you blow the whole matter up? If you are in the right sound of mind, you probably couldn't care less and would have taken it as a joke. Please, we call each other bitches in school, and yes, I have an NA classmate whom we all call lizard, big f**king deal.

Will I give a damn being called a bitch/ lizard? Goddamn it NO WAY. I will take it as a compliment, cause you know how bitches are always almost pretty. Yeah I will just thank you, and be off.
Only people without a life would keep harping on it, and inevitably, pick a fight, over almost nothing. Lizards are cute, they eat flies and mosquitoes (?) and who wouldn't like that? (You know that some kind of flies lays eggs that hatches into maggots right?)

So if I'm called a lizard by anyone out there, thank you, at least I'm doing my part for the world.
GROW UP PLEASE. It's not going to get any of you (troublemakers) anywhere.

Thanks for coloring and adding drama to my already almost perfect life, I appreciate it ;)

M&J (M******* & J******), thanks for the great joke during history today, and crazy girl, you better keep to your word (Baygon one, I think you prepare 10 cans can already lah horh, thank you ^^ I love you many x2) and my other crazy girl "kluck kluck kluck kluck kluck" you know what I mean can already ;) love ya both.

Those KCPSS one want to know the joke ask twinny, we rofl when I told her. Trust me, it's worth the question.

Seeyall when I'm free to chat :):):)